By Karl Welzein
Meet Karl Welzein, aka Captain Karl, aka @DadBoner on Twitter—the Midwest's most lovely loser
Karl Welzein is actually lookin' ahead to the weekend, you guys.
His activity is a drag and his spouse kicked him out, yet that is ok. She wears granny panties and is consistently shedding wads of money at goal, and his son cries forever. Now his "temporary" roommate, Dave, ate the entire Totino's pizza rolls. back. Karl Welzein is ailing of this. So in poor health of this.
Power Moves chronicles the hilarious decline of Karl Welzein on his trip from existence as a Dockers-and-golfshirt-wearing dad to a ponytailed occasion maniac who spits out his lifestyles philosophies like a modern day Charles Bukowski (if he most popular to get inebriated at Applebee's).
A middle-aged Michigan local, Karl will be obese, liable to questionable type and culinary offerings, oblivious to his ingesting challenge, a bad excuse for an worker, captivated with the restroom, and a bad husband, father, and good friend . . . yet in his center he skill good. he is similar to loads of us—he loves america, man Fieri, daring flavors, Bob Seger, and pondering he seems jacked in a decent tee and Maui Jim sun shades. Karl is an everyman and prefer no different guy in the world all at once.
Inspired by means of the Twitter feed @DadBoner, Karl ultimately tells his complete tale. He stocks his knowledge on health (1. examine a pic of Stone chilly Steve Austin. 2. Do 'shups 'til you seem like Stone chilly. three. bring to an end your sleeves), nutrition (Eat purely the filling of the Taco Bell Beefy Melts for optimum taste and low-carb health), style (Wearin' boots with jean shorts says "I prefer to preserve cool, yet i am prepared if the motion will get hot"), paintings existence (If you do not have a role that makes you must kill your self, you do not need to drink until eventually you need to die), and the bliss of definitely the right weekend (beers, brats, and babes' chest beefers).
But particularly, this can be a tale approximately America—the actual purple, white, and blue the USA of at the present time. Welcome to Karl's global. analyzing this e-book is the final word energy Move.